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Monday, October 29, 2007

when dealing with a crazy person .....

Below is an MSN conversation i had with an old friend whom i haven't spoken to in months . It begins when he suddenly messages me out of the blue :

Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
i'm gonna kill you!!!!!


Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
i'll kill every one of you!!!!!


MaL says:
yes hello to you too

Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
dun mock me


Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
i'll kill you

MaL says:
yes its been a while i know . i'm good thanks

MaL says:
how are u ?

MaL says:
and yes do share why do u have the urge to kill ur old friend

Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
i dun like girls

Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
they're boring


MaL says:
well then thats a reasonable explanation

MaL says:
go ahead with ur killing spree then

MaL says:
hows things at monash

MaL says:
i'll be coming there next year

Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
good lord no!


Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
oh btw


Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
would you prefer to be stabbed ofr shot?


MaL says:
i know ur actually glad . well thats a tough choice i always wanted to go in a dramatic way

MaL says:
butchering

MaL says:
now thats the way to go

Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
i dun do that


Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< says:
that's for pig farmers


Splice>>Going to Israel with a M'sian passport. Genius<< style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
i'm above that


MaL says:
ah i see yet you resort to physical violence . so why has my kind angered you so ?

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
did i ask you to start asking questions?


MaL says:
well i heard when dealing with a mental person you must always remain clam

MaL says:
i learnt that in Dealing with Psyco's 101

MaL says:
therefor i ask u a question

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
shut nup i'll kill you!!!


Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
why dun u understand that?


MaL says:
well lets talk about the weather then

MaL says:
its been nice isnt it

MaL says:
not too hot

MaL says:
so hows studies n all ?

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
dun change the subject


Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
do u know wat i'll do?


Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
and why are u studying psychos?


MaL says:
i'm not i watched a program on it on tv once

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
oh and now u think u know everything eh?


MaL says:
not everything

MaL says:
but enough

MaL says:
*insert smily face here*

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
huh


Splice>>Anyone but England<< style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
wat's that for?


MaL says:
well it was to catch you un aware and deviate you from ur crazy plan

MaL says:
it worked i see

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
no

MaL says:
Britney spears should hire me

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
cuz i'm gonna kill u?


MaL says:
i'd make her sane again

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
wats wrong with her?


MaL says:
well shes crazy

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
has she married that kelvin dude yet?


Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
if she has no wonder


Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
he's such a lamer


MaL says:
have u been living on another planet

MaL says:
they divorced agess agooo

MaL says:
and now shes going mental

Splice>>Anyone but England<< says:
so they got married?


MaL says:
u should follow the gossip

MaL says:
its so fun

MaL says:
now back to the more normal conversations ppl have when they havent spoken to each other for months

MaL says:
how are you and how is life


...... And yes be rest assured the rest of the conversation continued to be an interesting one .. i should talk more to my old friends they provide good drama . But look i managed to deviate him from killing me , maybe i should try being a mediator in the future , it will be a good job for me .

They'd send me to terrorize the terrorist .


Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Lewis Mumford
US architect & sociologist (1895 - 1990)

11 comments:

bokyoong said...

haha.. IT's freaking funny lah! was lol all the way.

Can i kill u too?

chongkz said...

I swear; this is hilarious. Now, I see you know how to be a little more IT-savvy eh? Keep on writing then. =)

sang said...

it wasnt tht funny....coz u'r equally crazy....tot ur suppose to write bout last sat.It was ok la::P

crazy nut....muahahaha

MaL said...

Sam : As fun as it may sound ; No sam you may not kill me .

J-man : ahaha i'm glad you have acknowledged that . Why only the other day i packed up and put away my typewriter , i now use this new thing called Microsoft Word to type things . I know your very proud of me :) . dont worry law student i'm coming down to SS15 to disturb u soon .

Sang : I know ur shy to admit it but let me say it on your behalf , I know u are my Number 1 fan . its ok sister i can feel ur admiration of my greatness from Subang . Last Saturday , yes yes i must write about the tamil sing songs in the bus . I should have spoken to them they would never sing another tamil song again after that . Call me i'm boredddd .

jacq said...

omg. mal. he is freaking mental. like HAHA can i say his name? i feel bad. but like what the hell? how random was that. lol

MaL said...

jacq : Hahaahaha dont you know it ! I wanted u guys to guess who it was but i knew u would already know . he is crazy and made me laugh the whole time i was annoying him . happy birthday *hugs* :)

Saravanan said...

OH MY HE IS A NUT!!! You handled that psych freak preety well :D.. CALM COOL COLLECTED "NOT with him not!" LOL
When i read the mediator part the first thought that ran through my mind was you being a medium for the dead people:
~"I am Soroman! I am here to take over the world! GIVE ME MY RING BITCH OF A HOBBIT!"
LOL!! Okay im acting weird now :P

$uki3 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you will definitely terrorise everyone...hahahaha ur friend sounds really really cool!!! hahaha....

MaL said...

Sara : Ooooo i'd take the ring and push annoying Frodo down. good luck in ur espaniol' exam !

Sukie : He's just mad thats all . talk to u online soo :)

jacq said...

lol.... so this was provoked? hahah i thought he started the conversation like that..*. lol. of course I know who it is. haha

* i wouldn't be surprised.

MaL said...

Jac : NO way ! he started of the convo like that and i decided to play along coz i was bored :) ah the things i do at work . ooo i knew you would . Remember those good ol' CPU days ... ahahahah